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Post by KiSMiT on Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:32 am

You know you are addicted to ET when...........You start talking in binds to everyone you see.
You know you are addicted to ET when ...........You start to color coordinate your clothes in army colors.

Well you get the idea guys.....so go for it:)
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Post by BunBun<3 on Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:54 am

lol when u spend more then 2 hours a day on the server :S

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Post by Jake Blues on Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:02 am

You know your addicted to ET when... your with a lady and ur trying to unhook her bra and you shout "We need an engineer!", then when ur taking her other clothes of you say "Clear the path" and "Explore the area". Then when ur ready to go you shout "Incomming" at the end u say "Fire in the hole" and "Great Shot". Then realising you havent pleased the lady you say "oops" and "sorry". The next day when your mates tell you that the girl u were with, used to be a guy you shout "Enemy in Disguise" followed ofc by "Need a Medic".

I reckon thats when u know, or did this only happen to me?


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Post by 420 on Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:05 am

lolz.... fucking hilarious
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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by jOn3z3y on Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:01 am

Hey,wait a minute....Ive got plenty of O.D. green and camo shit! Razz But then,lol...I always have! Rofl!

And Jake....when you contracted V.D., did you scream "FIRE IN THE HOLE"??? lmao! Laughing

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Post by SpooN on Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:07 pm

haha jake that was classic, on the old forum i made a thread about 101 ways to know your addicted to et, any1 remember how far we got ? 80 odd or something ?

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Post by KiSMiT on Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:15 pm

Jake just did the lot in one post i think:) Lol
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Post by BunBun<3 on Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:37 pm

i think it was over 101 tbh but we should try that :S poll?

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Post by Kira on Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:58 pm

lmao jake is talking out of experience i guess
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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by Jake Blues on Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:02 pm

I didnt do em all there is heaps more

You know you addicted to ET when.... you spend the last of your savings on this

You know you addicted to ET when.... you make a video like this one


You know you addicted to ET when.... you the number 1 thing on your mind is thinking of ways that "You know you are addicted to ET" to post on a ur Clans forum.
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Post by Jake Blues on Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:15 pm

we could get to 101 easy

You know your addicted to ET when... you wake up in the middle of the night and shout "I got it! if I just increase cl_maxpackets by 10, tweak m_yaw and m_pitch a little and lower my mouse sensitivity my config will be perfect.

You know your addicted to ET when... you get out of bed at 6am to play a scrim (I think most of us Aussie's have done that lol)
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Post by BunBun<3 on Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:52 pm

ii think you are addicted when u spend most of your time on the forums :s

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Post by Plymouth on Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:56 pm

Naaah, I dont think so, because I dont take those forums as ET forums, but as place where you can meet old friends Very Happy
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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by KiSMiT on Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:51 am

You know your addicted when ya start to workout how many sticks of dyno it would take to blow up that bridge ya just crossed. Opps did I say that.sydney harbour bridge would take a few..........When your friends think you are talking german lessons coz ya always answer in Axis binds,When shopkeepers think you are german for same reason.........When ya see someone in same outfit and yell......Enemy in disguise.................When your loosing an arguement and ya yell.........need more ammo...........When ya start looking at banks as objectives.......and wondering how many crates of gold are in there.........When ya yell Move or lets go to all your friends......just coz they are standing in the doorway:)
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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by jOn3z3y on Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:13 pm

When ya yell "MOVE" and give them a shove(w/ an UHH!) from the doorway!
=p....When you start looking at sight lines along the road to figure the best positions for sniping or the best place to put a tank trap.....When you map a detailed mining pattern around your house.

When after sex your,first comment to your signifigant other is "command completed!" When you lose at a physical sport and think,"if only I'd had an adren syringe!?!" When you re-upholster your computer chair in camoflage and draw crosshairs on the lenses of your sunglasses! Laughing

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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by Pinhead on Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:42 am

When you type v51 to your friend in a text msg and their like "wtf?!"
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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by nfkiller on Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:42 am

when you say v54 and v51 outloud to your friends xD


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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by Kira on Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:13 am

when u gun to black guys yelling "i need ammo" thinking about it its pretty weird that they made the allied fops black ...
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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by Lamma_smoker on Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:47 pm

These are really funny.
You definitely know you're addicted when you speak in axis binds.
Also, when you start complaining that the guy who beat you at chess is hacking.
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Post by jOn3z3y on Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:19 pm

When you accuse the guy at the firing range of having an aimbot...when hungry,you say to your wife "Need more Ammo!"....when you leave the bathroom and warn everyone "Fire in the HOLE!!!"....when you kiss a girl at the club and find out it's not a girl you yell "ENEMY IN DISGUISE!!!!!!!"
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Post by Noskillz on Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:34 pm

jOn3z3y wrote:when you kiss a girl at the club and find out it's not a girl you yell "ENEMY IN DISGUISE!!!!!!!"

i think you walked into the wrong club Shocked Razz
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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by jOn3z3y on Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:31 am

lol...not me, I have alot of friends on both sides of the fence. I get a gentle nudge and a whispered warning myself! But I've seen it happen to many a college jock! Leaves me Roflmfao everytime! Laughing

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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by KiSMiT on Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:00 am

When ya spend your dreamtime in spec....wondering why nobody is answering your PMs.
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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by Jake Blues on Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:42 am

When your running late for a bus and you reach for your adrenaline syringe, then when realise u dont have one u yell "I need ammo!"

You know ur addicted to ET... when u dress like this to go to a party



You know ur addicted when... I cant think of one, I just really wanted to post this pic that I found when I was looking for the one above lol

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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by BunBun<3 on Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:54 am

lol

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