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Post by Lamma_smoker on Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:34 am

nice one.
I was thinking maybe you'd be addicted to ET when you orchestrate a cover of the theme song to be played at your annual performance.
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Post by Shogun on Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:01 am

When you scream out in bed "We need an engineer!!!!!!!!!!

Nice pic jake--(2nd one) very wholesome looking.


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Post by mushroom on Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:01 am

you know your addicted to ET when you fall asleep afk. (and i do mean at the keyboard)

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Post by WodFlames on Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:36 pm

Jake Blues wrote:You know your addicted to ET when... your with a lady and ur trying to unhook her bra and you shout "We need an engineer!", then when ur taking her other clothes of you say "Clear the path" and "Explore the area". Then when ur ready to go you shout "Incomming" at the end u say "Fire in the hole" and "Great Shot". Then realising you havent pleased the lady you say "oops" and "sorry". The next day when your mates tell you that the girl u were with, used to be a guy you shout "Enemy in Disguise" followed ofc by "Need a Medic".

I reckon thats when u know, or did this only happen to me?


Jake please tell me u didn't just think that up out of ur head lol???? if so.. ur to pro lol... if not then we all need to talk to u in a close quarter area where u can't run to set u straight Razz
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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by Boyo on Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:14 pm

When you make ringtones out of vsay commands. ^^

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Post by Sgt_Gooof on Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:06 am

Jake Blues wrote:You know your addicted to ET when... your with a lady and ur trying to unhook her bra and you shout "We need an engineer!", then when ur taking her other clothes of you say "Clear the path" and "Explore the area". Then when ur ready to go you shout "Incomming" at the end u say "Fire in the hole" and "Great Shot". Then realising you havent pleased the lady you say "oops" and "sorry". The next day when your mates tell you that the girl u were with, used to be a guy you shout "Enemy in Disguise" followed ofc by "Need a Medic".

I reckon thats when u know, or did this only happen to me?

kk i lol'd hardcore haahah
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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by Disdain on Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:48 am

Haha...great thread kismit!

Jake Shocked: that's just...so.......wrong! Surprised

I'll add a couple:

You know you're an ET addict when....

You realize you have to tie your shoe and look for the "c" button to crouch! Suspect

Your favorite football teams wins and you shout "haha, sehr gut!" clown
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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by Ownerer on Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:01 am

Disdain wrote:Your favorite football teams wins and you shout "haha, sehr gut!" clown

lol


ps ROFLMAO!!! jake i loled giggity 2wank

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Post by KiSMiT on Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:01 am

Im always talking in Axis binds, Allies just dont sound as affective......I must be a true junky:)
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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by Silas on Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:55 pm

lol! these are hilarious
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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by jOn3z3y on Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:11 am

Your addicted to ET when your watching pron and at the end of the flick you yell "V56!!!" When looking for your Viagra you say "I need ammo!" When your signifigant other farts and you think "Need a MEDIC!!!" Very Happy

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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by chiller345 on Sat Aug 21, 2010 6:59 pm

You know you`re addicted to ET when if you get in a fight, you yell "Taking Fire!", and if you lose you yell "Need a Medic!", but if you win you yell "Attaway, Baby!"
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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by DirkTheSupernaut on Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:20 am

You know you're addicted to ET when you use a tank to blast open your local bank's doors whenever you need to make a withdrawal.

You know you're addicted to ET when you try to move your car by standing next to it.

You know you're addicted to ET when you start using pliers to fix everything.

You know you're addicted to ET when you start thinking of ways to know when you're addicted to ET.
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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by Lamma_smoker on Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:30 am

dirkthesupernaut wrote:
You know you're addicted to ET when you try to move your car by standing next to it.

You know you're addicted to ET when you start using pliers to fix everything.

Those are genious man....super original ahhaha

/edit omg this stupid thing won't let me fix the quote thing, it shows it right in preview but then in the forum it has my original fail message, I don't even see this edit D;


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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by DirkTheSupernaut on Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:01 am

Thanks! I figured I might as well try for something besides "You know when you're addicted to ET when you say {insert quickchat quote here} when you {insert commonplace, but preferably sexual situation here}." Not that those aren't funny, I just like trying to do stuff that's a bit... out there.

And since you seem to enjoy them so much, I'll give you a couple more:

You know you're addicted to ET when you hit the dirt whenever a plane passes by, fearing an airstrike.

You know you're addicted to ET when you stop paying attention while driving, safe in the knowledge that you can pull out your trusty needle and revive anyone you kill.



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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by Boyo on Sat Aug 28, 2010 4:34 am

You know when youÑre addicted to ET when someone says good job and you start air typing v586 and v581.

You know your addicted to ET when instead of calling 911 or 999 you dial v21.

You know your addicted to ET when you turn vsay commands into ring tones like the ring a ding dinga dong ringtone from Geico.

You know your addicted to ET when you download every app with the name wolfenstein in it on your iphone (doesnñt count for me, I have an ipod 0.o)

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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by BunBun<3 on Sat Aug 28, 2010 5:03 am

you know your addicted when you haunt a et clans forums lol

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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by Boyo on Sat Aug 28, 2010 5:27 am

Jeebuz we've had a lot of those over the years, myself included @.@

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Re: When you know you have ET addiction.

Post by jOn3z3y on Sat Aug 28, 2010 6:09 am

Oh crap. We're all addicted. Q.Q Oh well, there are worse addicitons to have, that is for sure Very Happy

You know your addicted to ET. When as your last dying thought on this earth, you try to remember how long the respawn timer is set for Razz

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