Three Word Story

Page 1 of 7 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7  Next

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Three Word Story

Post by Jake Blues on Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:19 pm

The Old Story

Yesterday I went to the bar and i ordered fried bananas with an order of goatshakes and stir of milk with lamb's brains stew while the monkey
brains quivered in yesterdays rotten tomato sauce. I looked over and saw that a girl was lighting a fart that turned out killing everyone in
a 50km radius. Grabbing my jacket in one hand and my phone I plugged her butt tight with Spoon's red dildo and extinguished the burnin'
Disco inferno! When suddenly the rain started pouring down so then i ran down the road into something i never thought I could fit through.
Then suddenly i saw it, the giant clitoris it was so an horrible view I spewed everywhere..Then suddenly...BOOM there it was the turd monster
it was smelly, hairy and Stinky. I managed to run away before it hugged me and encased me in a turd. Duke Nukem came down to do some ass
kicking, but then realized the babes were stored in the weird ass house so i turned to my mom and backhanded her across the earlobe. She
slapped me and i cried so hard that Spoon's dildo broke. So he had to get another. Spoon was happy to stick it up my moms ass and something
weird happened, it started raining dildos and cats and dogs. The cat ate the turd monster then it felt really excited so he jumped off the
sun's face and hit the children with it's turd hammer which turned the children very dirty and made them mad, so they all started 2 fight,
then something came down the stairs, it was big breasted, hot, sexy and it was a blue bird, it came from the outer realm of glirox 47 where i
saw 2 gays running in a time machine to get to the past to hide from straight g!x members. That couldn't hit the spot so they banned us all
and made some chocolate ice cream which was laced with pink and LSD, it was unfortunately eaten by my mum so they busted a cap in her over
sized white front bum, almost failed to spot the weed in Spoon's Back Pocket. It was sticky and smelled like fat lady's cum. So spoon took
some wtf and put it on pie which was laced with crystal meth and loved it.

The New One

Im sure u all know the rules just add 3 words to the story at a time...

I woke up


Last edited by Jake Blues on Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:20 pm; edited 1 time in total
avatar
Jake Blues
Admin

Number of posts : 624
Birthday : 1982-01-04
Age : 35
Location : Australia
Registration date : 2009-01-19

http://www.phoenix-etclan.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by Elwood Blues on Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:31 pm

Jake Blues wrote:The New One

Im sure u all know the rules just add 3 words to the story at a time...

I woke up with a boner
avatar
Elwood Blues

Number of posts : 389
Birthday : 1982-05-07
Age : 35
Location : Australia
Registration date : 2009-01-19

http://www.phoenix-etclan.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by KiSMiT on Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:11 pm

mathematical dyslexia...thats 6 words.

big stoned gorrillas..........
avatar
KiSMiT

Number of posts : 1126
Birthday : 2008-12-06
Age : 8
Location : Australia
Registration date : 2009-03-22

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by jOn3z3y on Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:13 pm

pounced on my...

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
[img][/img]
avatar
jOn3z3y

Number of posts : 2272
Birthday : 1973-10-31
Age : 43
Location : 5 kilometers past"jesus...where tha fuk r we?!?"
Registration date : 2009-08-08

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by Shogun on Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:46 pm

20 inch telescope

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Google_Shogun
-Forum Admin/Clan Owner
-Oldest Guy Here
-Respect Your Elders!
avatar
Shogun
Admin

Number of posts : 1498
Birthday : 1959-02-06
Age : 58
Location : Southern California
Registration date : 2009-01-23

http://www.scopetrader.com/shogun

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by BunBun<3 on Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:53 pm

the idea is to copy and paste the last post while adding 3 words to it lol


I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to

( a little fine tuning hope u don't mind)

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
If you use this program and got ban , kick , caught by police , block by users or computer monitor explodes
is not my responsibility and its your own fault .

Left the clan?
avatar
BunBun<3

Number of posts : 2035
Birthday : 1989-09-07
Age : 28
Location : IN UR PIE :D
Registration date : 2009-01-19

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by jOn3z3y on Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:14 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously....

Ummmm,nah. Jake started w/ 3 Kis. Elwood just added 3 to it...sorry bunneh,just woke up! Very Happy

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
[img][/img]
avatar
jOn3z3y

Number of posts : 2272
Birthday : 1973-10-31
Age : 43
Location : 5 kilometers past"jesus...where tha fuk r we?!?"
Registration date : 2009-08-08

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by BunBun<3 on Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:21 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
If you use this program and got ban , kick , caught by police , block by users or computer monitor explodes
is not my responsibility and its your own fault .

Left the clan?
avatar
BunBun<3

Number of posts : 2035
Birthday : 1989-09-07
Age : 28
Location : IN UR PIE :D
Registration date : 2009-01-19

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by Elwood Blues on Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:09 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like
avatar
Elwood Blues

Number of posts : 389
Birthday : 1982-05-07
Age : 35
Location : Australia
Registration date : 2009-01-19

http://www.phoenix-etclan.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by Jake Blues on Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:20 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a peice of
avatar
Jake Blues
Admin

Number of posts : 624
Birthday : 1982-01-04
Age : 35
Location : Australia
Registration date : 2009-01-19

http://www.phoenix-etclan.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by nfkiller on Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:32 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a peice of shit, then a

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Google_nfkiller
-Forum Admin/Clan Leader
avatar
nfkiller
Admin

Number of posts : 687
Birthday : 1995-03-22
Age : 22
Location : vancouver BC, Canada
Registration date : 2009-02-28

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by BunBun<3 on Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:40 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a peice of shit, then a set of wolfs

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
If you use this program and got ban , kick , caught by police , block by users or computer monitor explodes
is not my responsibility and its your own fault .

Left the clan?
avatar
BunBun<3

Number of posts : 2035
Birthday : 1989-09-07
Age : 28
Location : IN UR PIE :D
Registration date : 2009-01-19

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by jOn3z3y on Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:01 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
[img][/img]
avatar
jOn3z3y

Number of posts : 2272
Birthday : 1973-10-31
Age : 43
Location : 5 kilometers past"jesus...where tha fuk r we?!?"
Registration date : 2009-08-08

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by Shogun on Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:30 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Google_Shogun
-Forum Admin/Clan Owner
-Oldest Guy Here
-Respect Your Elders!
avatar
Shogun
Admin

Number of posts : 1498
Birthday : 1959-02-06
Age : 58
Location : Southern California
Registration date : 2009-01-23

http://www.scopetrader.com/shogun

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by KiSMiT on Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:28 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning
avatar
KiSMiT

Number of posts : 1126
Birthday : 2008-12-06
Age : 8
Location : Australia
Registration date : 2009-03-22

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by Shogun on Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:31 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Google_Shogun
-Forum Admin/Clan Owner
-Oldest Guy Here
-Respect Your Elders!
avatar
Shogun
Admin

Number of posts : 1498
Birthday : 1959-02-06
Age : 58
Location : Southern California
Registration date : 2009-01-23

http://www.scopetrader.com/shogun

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by Boyo on Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:01 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Boyo

(\_/)
(O.o) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny to your signature
(> <) to help him achieve world domination
avatar
Boyo

Number of posts : 501
Birthday : 1989-01-29
Age : 28
Location : In computer-land ofc
Registration date : 2009-01-28

http://Benjaminwelch.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by nfkiller on Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:21 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Google_nfkiller
-Forum Admin/Clan Leader
avatar
nfkiller
Admin

Number of posts : 687
Birthday : 1995-03-22
Age : 22
Location : vancouver BC, Canada
Registration date : 2009-02-28

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by Elwood Blues on Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:30 am

]I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like
avatar
Elwood Blues

Number of posts : 389
Birthday : 1982-05-07
Age : 35
Location : Australia
Registration date : 2009-01-19

http://www.phoenix-etclan.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by jOn3z3y on Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:38 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps,but

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
[img][/img]
avatar
jOn3z3y

Number of posts : 2272
Birthday : 1973-10-31
Age : 43
Location : 5 kilometers past"jesus...where tha fuk r we?!?"
Registration date : 2009-08-08

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by Elwood Blues on Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:41 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking
avatar
Elwood Blues

Number of posts : 389
Birthday : 1982-05-07
Age : 35
Location : Australia
Registration date : 2009-01-19

http://www.phoenix-etclan.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by Lamma_smoker on Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:22 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic
avatar
Lamma_smoker

Number of posts : 600
Birthday : 1989-04-29
Age : 28
Location : Here, There, Everywhere
Registration date : 2009-09-26

http://www.myspace.com/therude1

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by KiSMiT on Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:04 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots
avatar
KiSMiT

Number of posts : 1126
Birthday : 2008-12-06
Age : 8
Location : Australia
Registration date : 2009-03-22

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by jOn3z3y on Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:11 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
[img][/img]
avatar
jOn3z3y

Number of posts : 2272
Birthday : 1973-10-31
Age : 43
Location : 5 kilometers past"jesus...where tha fuk r we?!?"
Registration date : 2009-08-08

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by Lamma_smoker on Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:14 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that
avatar
Lamma_smoker

Number of posts : 600
Birthday : 1989-04-29
Age : 28
Location : Here, There, Everywhere
Registration date : 2009-09-26

http://www.myspace.com/therude1

Back to top Go down

Re: Three Word Story

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 1 of 7 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7  Next

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum