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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Ownerer on Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:31 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without there dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by KiSMiT on Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:21 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without there dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by mushroom on Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:54 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without there dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Lamma_smoker on Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:25 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by jOn3z3y on Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:18 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by KiSMiT on Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:28 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Elwood Blues on Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:41 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it.
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Sky(Ward) on Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:18 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become
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Post by jOn3z3y on Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:41 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the

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Post by Ownerer on Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:53 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard
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Post by Lamma_smoker on Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:09 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,
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Post by KiSMiT on Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:25 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my
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Post by mushroom on Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:05 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker

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Post by KiSMiT on Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:19 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by jOn3z3y on Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:32 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Elwood Blues on Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:10 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's beer keg. Humans
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Lamma_smoker on Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:07 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known
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Post by Elwood Blues on Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:50 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad
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Post by KiSMiT on Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:23 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with
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Post by Sky(Ward) on Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:39 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with abnormally small testies
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Post by nfkiller on Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:13 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with abnormally small testies whitch makes reproduction

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Post by Ownerer on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:01 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big titties.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemorrhoids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking ice cream off the pavement on a Sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I don't like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingle berries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emanated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with abnormally small testies which makes reproduction a hassle when


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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Elwood Blues on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:07 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big titties.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemorrhoids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking ice cream off the pavement on a Sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I don't like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingle berries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emanated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with abnormally small testies which makes reproduction a hassle when rooting Amazonian Lesbians
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by KiSMiT on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:09 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big titties.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemorrhoids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking ice cream off the pavement on a Sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I don't like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingle berries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emanated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with abnormally small testies which makes reproduction a hassle when rooting Amazonian Lesbians with wooden dildos
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Sky(Ward) on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:13 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big titties.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemorrhoids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking ice cream off the pavement on a Sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I don't like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingle berries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emanated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with abnormally small testies which makes reproduction a hassle when rooting Amazonian Lesbians with wooden dildos, not cheap plastic




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sorry about the previous, kis you beat me
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